Effing shit,man.Its an art.How effortlessly I go about embarassing myself in every god damn place.Take this-
-The other day,I was at this mall with my dad.Allright confession #1-escalators freak the shit out of me.True.Story.So,it was a saturday evening,the mall was super-crowded.So we decide to go down the escalator.I hold onto my dad's hand tight while this 7 year old girl goes hop,skip and jump over it.WtF..!!7 year-olds are supposed to be scared of escalators.
I saw this pathetically dressed up girl at the mall.Wearing the worst clothes ever.And fluorescent pink lipstick.Whaaaaaatthefaaaak..!!Anyways,I was so absorbed into noticing how pathetic she was,I ran into a pillar.Yeah,you heard that right.Baaam!went my nose.Still hurts,you know. :(
Anyways,dont you guys think Calvin & Hobbes are the coolest people ever.I'd want to be Calvin if I weren't me.And S could be Hobbes maybe.heha.I'm sure he's going all WTF now.
Lol....that was funny!!!! Even I am scared of escalators....i have to hold on to somebody while going up the escalator..embarrassing but true!! :P
ReplyDeleteJaspreet,girl you make me happy.You're the next person I know who's scared of escalators.Makes me feel I'm not the only one :)
ReplyDeleteyou're not the only one!! i am always tripping and falling all over the place and embarrassing myself. and im super careful around escalators because they're a total recipe for disaster.
ReplyDeletei once fell on the staircase at the cinema when i was with this guy i liked. ughhh, super embarrassing! and he had to make it worse by saying something cheesy like 'oh was that an example of the effect i have on u?' meh.
When I was a little younger, I had to be extra careful when stepping on those moving escalators(stairs). I still think I can trip off and fall from it. :P
ReplyDeletehehe
Even I embarrass myself soooo very frequently.. Prolly on a daily basis ;)
ReplyDeleteLol! You convince me more with your posts each posts each time that you are a kiddo! :P
ReplyDelete@Mehak...he actually said that.That must have worsened it. :D
ReplyDelete@Anonymous someone give me the elevator any day man... :P
@Ms R ....chalo,I got company.Thanks a ton for the follow.
@Sourav C.Pandey am not a kiddo :P.am turning 18,mind you.
heh heh...that was funny....:P Calvin is a simple man with complicated taste....:P
ReplyDelete@Siddhesh Calvin is a man in cute lil shorts.I so wish i were him.
ReplyDeletedonno bout Calvin..
ReplyDeleteThough ur 1 of the coolest ppl in the world...cuz ur YOU.
Hugs.
i was just imagining 'S' (as you put it) being a tiger...and lolz...
ReplyDelete@mou not just any tiger.He'd be *hobbes*.And he'd make a good hobbes.
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