I got a new haircut,and it looks FAB.The hair is all bouncy,and its not always that I feel pretty.I want to upload a pic,but then,my epic phone requires a different data cable,that isn't available everywhere. *Waiting for a new digi cam* =).
I feel so loserly lately.I've done nothing remarakable.Some,I don't want to.But never-the-less,life is one big boring slide show.
I've never gone clubbing.I've never seen a porn video[purely out of choice].I haven't watched Avataar [its big deal,isn't it?].I haven't watched Sholay-the entire film[seen it in bits and parts] and supposedly,you can't do that if you're an indian.I haven't got shit drunk.I've never danced atop a table.I've never worn hot pants.I've never had a tattoo.Not even the fake sticker ones.I haven't had a lip piercing.I haven't got my hair coloured or straightened or curled.I have never worn a tank top or a corset.I'm a virgin.I've never been on a plane.I've never been asked out by a super hot guy.I've never followed a diet.I've never done fasting.I've never been to a gym :P
I've always had an idea of writing a post like this one.I took the incentive from this.
While returing from Churchgate yesterday,I took this train.There was a fat girl,with garish pink lipstick,super tight slacks,ugly tee,and no slippers with a huge bag,sleeping in it.She was sleeping,in a way,that all the aunties thought she was dead.And then she wakes up,eats three chapattis,gobbles down a bottle of nimbooooz and then gets down at andheri and walks barefoot.Lol.
I duuno why I've uploaded this pic.A blogpost without a pic is boring.The post is random,so is the pic.
haha... Nice post... loved to see that people still like to talk so openly about themselves...keep it up girl.
ReplyDelete@Phoenix haha..thanks.I like being this.
ReplyDeleteA very honest post!Loved reading it coz most of it is what I always wanted to write about :P
ReplyDelete@Jaspreet,I've just copied the idea.You can do it too :)
ReplyDeletehey Look at me, I am now in engineering final year,
ReplyDeleteand most of the things you mentioned, I havent done yet, and dont plan to do too... and I am male.
Do what your heart wants, not what others flaunt.
They call us sufi, and they admire us for the same.
Which college BTW?
Cheers,
Blasphemous Aesthete
I agree with BA , do what your heart tells you to and I am an engineering passout btw :P
ReplyDeletegood one !!!
ReplyDeletewhy din't you uploaded one of your pics...
http://littlepearlsofwisdom.wordpress.com/2010/08/21/what-makes-me/
@Blasphemous Aesthete & @ Jaspreet There are some things I wouldn't do myself.Its a casual rant.Nothing serious.
ReplyDelete@Nikita no data cable :(
same pinch for the third paragraph, lets do it all (except the virgin thingy ) together!!! ASAP!!!
ReplyDelete:)
in love wid ur blog!!
Cheers!!
@Schizophrenic yeah man,lets do it :)
ReplyDeleteHats off to ur honest post.
ReplyDeletewell life isnt ended...n u must have done many things wich other ppl didn't taste even a bit of..!
I want to see the hair cut. UPLOAD SOON.
@bebo yeah..am sure.thats for them to rant..i will upload it.digicam mile toh.
ReplyDeleteThat was a nice post!
ReplyDeleteCongo! one you gng to be a Good Engineer :)
I like your name :)
So a new engineer is coming up
ReplyDeleteBtw what does fucking fuck mean? A fuck is a fuck
lol... one fucking funny post ! :D
ReplyDeletei fini-shed my engg last year n loved evry bit of the 4 yrs, loved the part wher i hated it too! n u've got company wen u say u've watched Sholay in bits n parts, i have too ;)
nonetheless... honest n awesome post!
cheerz !
@ *I don't know to read urdu* thanks for visitng.
ReplyDelete@Pesto sauce I don't know what that means.A random pic na.maybe it means its a fucking sh1t fuck.maybe
@Kevin thanks for dropping by.
i just completed my engineering and can understand what you wrote...
ReplyDeletelol...i love the humour...
btw, same pinch on sholay :P...
@mou sarathi thinks am not an indian coz i haven't seen sholay.
ReplyDeletehmmm.. u wrote all that u have never done.. but i am sure there are hell lot of other things u might have done in dese 4 years.. any plans of writing down some crazy stuff u have done ??
ReplyDeletesooper shit! especially the pic's relevance to the post!
ReplyDeleteHey, Hi
ReplyDeleteout of the heart girl...way to go...the only reason i read this post is for the engineering connection...
If i hadn't chosen this veil, would have wrote my heart out...
Regards,
The Silhouette...