What do you do,when life takes a new turn and gives you all the jitters in the wrong place...??Fucked up shit,na.?
That was what was in my life a few weeks ago.
So,I decided to spoil things even further.Its extrememly satisfying to be an object of self pity to others.Like exalting yourself to the supremo heights of sympathy.
So cutting the long crap short..Here's what I did-
*I tried to delete my blogger account.Period.
But my google account showed errors and I could not do it that day.And after that particular day,consideration swept over me for my 20 something followers.I culd not put them through much pain for my sake so I skipped the idea.
*I tried to eat my mom alive.quite hypothetically.That was not possible either.So I skipped that too.Too formidable for an idea?
*I tried to get into a relationship with the biggest sucker on this planet I knew,and make meself look like a stupid goat,but he just couldn't beieve the luck of his life when I approached him.So he JUST turned off.Can you digest that??
*I tried my hand at learning to drive scooty with as much intensity a la *dhoom*..thought i'd kill myself in the bargain and it would turn out to be whole lot of fun.But I ended up learning the scooty.Wheeeeeeeee.......
*So well,I was acting like a desperate grief-addict so my mom scolded me real hard,some improvement in self-sympathy.
P.S.Suggestions are truly welcome.I'm always a go for free advice.
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