Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I have a PHD in embarassing myself.True.Story.

Effing shit,man.Its an art.How effortlessly I go about embarassing myself in every god damn place.Take this-
-The other day,I was at this mall with my dad.Allright confession #1-escalators freak the shit out of me.True.Story.So,it was a saturday evening,the mall was super-crowded.So we decide to go down the escalator.I hold onto my dad's hand tight while this 7 year old girl goes hop,skip and jump over it.WtF..!!7 year-olds are supposed to be scared of escalators.
I saw this pathetically dressed up girl at the mall.Wearing the worst clothes ever.And fluorescent pink lipstick.Whaaaaaatthefaaaak..!!Anyways,I was so absorbed into noticing how pathetic she was,I ran into a pillar.Yeah,you heard that right.Baaam!went my nose.Still hurts,you know. :(

Anyways,dont you guys think Calvin & Hobbes are the coolest people ever.I'd want to be Calvin if I weren't me.And S could be Hobbes maybe.heha.I'm sure he's going all WTF now.







12 comments:

Jaspreet said...

Lol....that was funny!!!! Even I am scared of escalators....i have to hold on to somebody while going up the escalator..embarrassing but true!! :P

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

Jaspreet,girl you make me happy.You're the next person I know who's scared of escalators.Makes me feel I'm not the only one :)

Mehak said...

you're not the only one!! i am always tripping and falling all over the place and embarrassing myself. and im super careful around escalators because they're a total recipe for disaster.
i once fell on the staircase at the cinema when i was with this guy i liked. ughhh, super embarrassing! and he had to make it worse by saying something cheesy like 'oh was that an example of the effect i have on u?' meh.

Anonymous Someone said...

When I was a little younger, I had to be extra careful when stepping on those moving escalators(stairs). I still think I can trip off and fall from it. :P

hehe

Ms.R. said...

Even I embarrass myself soooo very frequently.. Prolly on a daily basis ;)

Sourav C. Pandey said...

Lol! You convince me more with your posts each posts each time that you are a kiddo! :P

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@Mehak...he actually said that.That must have worsened it. :D

@Anonymous someone give me the elevator any day man... :P

@Ms R ....chalo,I got company.Thanks a ton for the follow.

@Sourav C.Pandey am not a kiddo :P.am turning 18,mind you.

Siddhesh 'Ravan' Kabe said...

heh heh...that was funny....:P Calvin is a simple man with complicated taste....:P

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@Siddhesh Calvin is a man in cute lil shorts.I so wish i were him.

♥ ♥bebo ♥ ♥ said...

donno bout Calvin..
Though ur 1 of the coolest ppl in the world...cuz ur YOU.
Hugs.

mou said...

i was just imagining 'S' (as you put it) being a tiger...and lolz...

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@mou not just any tiger.He'd be *hobbes*.And he'd make a good hobbes.