Sunday, August 22, 2010

Random things you don't want to read.

Its sunday.And in two days time,I will officially be an engineering student.When I was a kid,I thought engineering is the coolest thing ever,and I so wanted to be one.I still want to.But over the years,I've seen it losing its novelty.Every friggin' nobody is an engineering student.Most of them pull out after the first year.And most of them struggle through it,with the poorest of grades.People with absoultely un-delightful marks in their +2 opt for it,making me crinch.Most of them secure a seat,with huge amount of money in their father's bank account,or some *connections*,or because of the quota system.I've always condemned them,but who the fuck listens to me? [Some gut feeling tells me,I'll be a good engineer :P]

I got a new haircut,and it looks FAB.The hair is all bouncy,and its not always that I feel pretty.I want to upload a pic,but then,my epic phone requires a different data cable,that isn't available everywhere. *Waiting for a new digi cam* =).

I feel so loserly lately.I've done nothing remarakable.Some,I don't want to.But never-the-less,life is one big boring slide show.
I've never gone clubbing.I've never seen a porn video[purely out of choice].I haven't watched Avataar [its big deal,isn't it?].I haven't watched Sholay-the entire film[seen it in bits and parts] and supposedly,you can't do that if you're an indian.I haven't got shit drunk.I've never danced atop a table.I've never worn hot pants.I've never had a tattoo.Not even the fake sticker ones.I haven't had a lip piercing.I haven't got my hair coloured or straightened or curled.I have never worn a tank top or a corset.I'm a virgin.I've never been on a plane.I've never been asked out by a super hot guy.I've never followed a diet.I've never done fasting.I've never been to a gym :P
I've always had an idea of writing a post like this one.I took the incentive from this.

While returing from Churchgate yesterday,I took this train.There was a fat girl,with garish pink lipstick,super tight slacks,ugly tee,and no slippers with a huge bag,sleeping in it.She was sleeping,in a way,that all the aunties thought she was dead.And then she wakes up,eats three chapattis,gobbles down a bottle of nimbooooz and then gets down at andheri and walks barefoot.Lol.


I duuno why I've uploaded this pic.A blogpost without a pic is boring.The post is random,so is the pic.

22 comments:

Phoenix said...

haha... Nice post... loved to see that people still like to talk so openly about themselves...keep it up girl.

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@Phoenix haha..thanks.I like being this.

Jaspreet said...

A very honest post!Loved reading it coz most of it is what I always wanted to write about :P

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@Jaspreet,I've just copied the idea.You can do it too :)

Blasphemous Aesthete said...

hey Look at me, I am now in engineering final year,
and most of the things you mentioned, I havent done yet, and dont plan to do too... and I am male.

Do what your heart wants, not what others flaunt.
They call us sufi, and they admire us for the same.

Which college BTW?

Cheers,

Blasphemous Aesthete

Jaspreet said...

I agree with BA , do what your heart tells you to and I am an engineering passout btw :P

nikita said...

good one !!!

why din't you uploaded one of your pics...

http://littlepearlsofwisdom.wordpress.com/2010/08/21/what-makes-me/

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@Blasphemous Aesthete & @ Jaspreet There are some things I wouldn't do myself.Its a casual rant.Nothing serious.

@Nikita no data cable :(

Schizophrenic said...

same pinch for the third paragraph, lets do it all (except the virgin thingy ) together!!! ASAP!!!

:)

in love wid ur blog!!

Cheers!!

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@Schizophrenic yeah man,lets do it :)

♥ ♥bebo ♥ ♥ said...

Hats off to ur honest post.
well life isnt ended...n u must have done many things wich other ppl didn't taste even a bit of..!
I want to see the hair cut. UPLOAD SOON.

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@bebo yeah..am sure.thats for them to rant..i will upload it.digicam mile toh.

فاطمة نصرط said...

That was a nice post!

Congo! one you gng to be a Good Engineer :)

I like your name :)

Pesto Sauce said...

So a new engineer is coming up

Btw what does fucking fuck mean? A fuck is a fuck

Kevin said...

lol... one fucking funny post ! :D
i fini-shed my engg last year n loved evry bit of the 4 yrs, loved the part wher i hated it too! n u've got company wen u say u've watched Sholay in bits n parts, i have too ;)
nonetheless... honest n awesome post!
cheerz !

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@ *I don't know to read urdu* thanks for visitng.

@Pesto sauce I don't know what that means.A random pic na.maybe it means its a fucking sh1t fuck.maybe

@Kevin thanks for dropping by.

mou said...

i just completed my engineering and can understand what you wrote...

lol...i love the humour...

btw, same pinch on sholay :P...

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

@mou sarathi thinks am not an indian coz i haven't seen sholay.

laddu said...

hmmm.. u wrote all that u have never done.. but i am sure there are hell lot of other things u might have done in dese 4 years.. any plans of writing down some crazy stuff u have done ??

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MangoMan said...

sooper shit! especially the pic's relevance to the post!

The Silhouette said...

Hey, Hi
out of the heart girl...way to go...the only reason i read this post is for the engineering connection...
If i hadn't chosen this veil, would have wrote my heart out...

Regards,
The Silhouette...